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Tips For Cashiers? WTF?!

Is it just me? Or does it annoy the hell out of anyone else? You know what I’m talking about. The “tip” or “gratuity” line where you sign when paying by credit card at a store or food joint like Field of Greens, Starbucks or wherever. Aren’t the employee’s wages the responsibility of the business owner? Since when did it become our responsibility – as customers – to pay a portion of this besides what we already pay when we purchase the product? Is anybody falling for this? Must be otherwise they’d stop this nonsense. Learn more …

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Cheers – Where Everybody Knows Your Name

Written by Sal Collaziano
Friday, 10 May 2013 10:34

Cheers. It was one of my favorite shows way back in the 80s. Even today, my wife and I are watching the series on Netflix almost every night. But I have a major gripe. I feel there’s very little reason for the show to exist after season five. I know the die hard Cheers fans will like every season and every episode regardless – so I guess I’m not a die hard Cheers fan. But I did LOVE the series for the first five seasons.

Here’s why…

It seems to me that almost the entire story revolves around Sam “Mayday” Malone (Ted Danson) and either Diane Chambers (Shelley Long) or Rebecca Howe (Kirstie Alley). The other characters were great but their lives are kind of a side story to Sam, Diane and Rebecca. Now the first five seasons were really interesting in this aspect because Sam and Diane were complete opposites. You kept wondering, “Are they ever going to get together?” – and for good reason. One might expect Sam to own a bar after drinking himself out of baseball stardom – but Diane portrayed a woman of very high character and intellect – someone who may have a career in the corporate world.

Sam and Diane getting together would certainly be interesting… And when they eventually did – it WAS interesting – watching them go back and forth being together and separating almost constantly. After all, they weren’t really a very good match – though they say “opposites attract”.

After the end of season five – things changed drastically. Rebecca Howe, AKA “Backseat Becky”, came into the picture – and I still can’t figure out why she won’t hook up with Sam. I also can’t figure out what Sam likes about her. I guess it’s the whole, “I can’t have her so I want her” syndrome… But really? We’re almost done with season seven and I’ve really lost interest. What if Sam and Rebecca DO get together? Who cares?

I think that’s my biggest problem… Who cares if they get together? When Sam and Diane started dating it was like, “No, really?”. If Sam and Rebecca ever start dating it’ll be like, “Oh. That’s nice. Mayday Malone and ‘Backseat Becky‘ got together. What a surprise.”. The woman can’t get a F’n date to save her LIFE – but she won’t hook up with Sam…

It’s kind of nice that it’s been so many years since I’ve seen Cheers that I remember nothing at all. I watched way back in the day when shows like “Night Court” were still new. So I’ve really forgotten just about everything.

Another big disappointment of mine was when Ernie “Coach” Pantusso (Nicholas Colasanto) passed away (in real life). I loved his character and I felt it was a huge loss when he was gone. However, Woody Boyd (Woody Harrelson) did a good job taking his place. Norm Peterson (George Wendt) and Cliff Clavin (John Ratzenberger) were essential characters that were always fun to watch. It’s a great thing they were around for the entire series. Frasier Crane (Kelsey Grammer) was also really great as well as Lilith Sternin (Bebe Neuwirth) when they both came into the picture.

All in all, what a well rounded show Cheers was. It really amazes me that there was never a reunion TV SHOW with all the remaining living characters.

What are your thoughts about my opinions? What did you think of the show?

Last Updated on Friday, 10 May 2013 10:34

Barack Obama Has Already Won The Presidential Election

Written by Sal Collaziano
Tuesday, 23 October 2012 01:05

Barack Obama is going to be President for another four years. “But he’s a socialist and he’s going to turn this nation inside out!”, you exclaim! That, my friend, is IRRELEVANT! “How can we let this happen?”, you ask. It’s quite simple, really. The powers that be, whomever they are (very wealthy people) have already arranged for a winner. Let me explain by pointing out the OBVIOUS loser.

What’s the easiest way to turn off three quarters of the nation with the blink of an eye? Alienate 75% of the population:

1. Have one of the men against abortion. Well that’s easy enough. What woman in her right mind is going to vote for a man who doesn’t want her to have control of her own body? Oh, but this is a “Christian Nation” and all the Christian women will vote for Romney because Christian women generally don’t believe in abortion. Right?

WRONG! My God are you people naive. You really think Christian women are okay with “the man” telling them what they can and cannot do with their own body? Yes, I understand it’s partially the man’s baby and he should have some say – but the woman is carrying it. Done deal.

“Obama (birds chirping)… Sigh… He understands women… And he’s so cute too!”

Remember: Obama and Romney disagree on MANY different topics. If the Romney camp really wanted to win, they’d simply agree with Obama’s views on abortion. Is there a RULE that Republicans and Democrats absolutely MUST disagree on EVERYTHING? Of course not. This is obvious Presidential nominee forfeiture number one…

2. Have the same man be against gay marriage. Look, guys. Women have been kissing one another and holding hands since they’re two years old. But this is a “Christian Nation” and Christian women are against gay marriage! Really…? Do you REALLY believe Christian women who’ve been kissing, hugging and holding their girlfriends hands since nearly day one are against two people loving one another if they’re the same sex. MY GOD are some people ridiculously stupid… If the Romney camp really wanted to win, they’d simply agree with Obama’s views on same sex marriage.

This is obvious Presidential nominee forfeiture number two…

“Obama (birds chirping)… Sigh… He understands love… And he’s so cute too!”

So there’s 50% of the nation voting against a man who is TRULY (and obviously purposely) “unelectable”. Let’s take another 25%, shall we?

3. Half the men in America are either gay, bisexual or have either had thoughts about being gay or experimented in one way or another. To note – just like gay men are so proud of being gay they’re about to explode – I am heterosexual and I am just as proud of it. That being said, half the men in America are voting against “the unelectable guy” because they, too, understand same sex marriage…

As far as 99% of the American population is concerned – the rest of the political landscape is IRRELEVANT. If Obama doesn’t win this election by a landslide, than the final results are rigged to make it a close race. It’s pure Hollywood entertainment. I swear, political election results are going to appear in the sports section of your favorite newspaper within thirty years.

Most of 42,000,000 African Americans in America are voting for Obama. There are 3,000,000 Muslims in America. They’re all voting for Barrack Hussein Obama REGARDLESS of anything mentioned above. Hell, if Father Guido Sarducci was running for President in America, every Italian would be voting for him. All he’d need to do is promise reduced prices on calzones and cannolis. Done deal.

So you have about 45,000,000 votes for Obama without even considering logical points 1, 2 and 3 – and THEN you have 75% of the nation pissed off at Mr. Unelectable. This has had to be the easiest rigged election in the history of the United States of America.

Who will our NEXT President be (after Barack Obama)? Hillary Clinton. Watch her transformation as she undergoes massive liposuction and plastic surgery over the next four years. She’s going to look like a super model and win the next election easily.

P.S. Consider this. Would there be much of ANY reason to vote for Barack Obama if Mitt Romney had the same stance on abortion and same sex marriage? And considering how much of a flip flopper Mitt Romney has been?………… WHY NOT JUST TAKE THE WIN? Hmmm…… Inquiring minds would like to know…

Last Updated on Tuesday, 23 October 2012 01:17

Chicken Sandwiches

Written by Sal Collaziano
Friday, 14 September 2012 01:16

Chicken sandwiches. It is time, my friends. It is time to blog about… Chicken sandwiches…

I’ve had many amazing chicken sandwiches in my 41 years (not only am I repeating the words “chicken sandwiches” constantly to achieve the internet’s highest search engine ranking of the term, you guessed it, “chicken sandwiches” – I just love chicken sandwiches so much that I don’t know what I would do without – chicken sandwiches…

Unfortunately, I don’t eat chicken sandwiches as much as I’d like to eat chicken sandwiches (okay, I’ll stop now) – because I don’t want to become obese and die an early death – but I still love them.

I think the McDonalds crispy chicken sandwich was my first favorite. It was like a big Chicken McNugget on a bun. Freakin’ awesome! This chicken sandwich is still available at McDonalds today – but it’s no longer my favorite (or really anybody’s)…

Next, I was introduced to Kentucky Fried Chicken’s “Chicken Littles”. Those little sandwiches were AWESOME! But they didn’t stick around very long. I guess I was one of only a few who thought they were really good.

That brings me to my next chicken sandwich obsession.

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Last Updated on Friday, 14 September 2012 01:18

How to “properly” call in sick for an office job

Written by Sal Collaziano
Monday, 25 June 2012 08:51

Well. It’s been six months since my last update. Boy, I guess I’m not a very good blogger. Oh and if you’re reading this on Facebook, you have to click the F’ing link to read more! Otherwise you’re going to be like, “WTF?!”. So click the Facebook “more” link – whatever it’s called – and read the whole damn post… ANYWAY… So I guess I should blog about something.

How about calling in sick for an office job – Properly… My goodness I had to learn everything the hard way. When I started one of my first “fairly” real full time jobs, one would have to ASK to go to the bathroom. Can you imagine that? A grown (well, 18 years old) adult having to ASK to go to the bathroom at an office job? I don’t know how long it took me to get out of that stupid habit but after a while (and I mean a real while), I stood up one day and said, “I’m going to the (fucking) bathroom” – and I walked out. Now I didn’t say “fucking” out loud – but shit – I said it inside. Anyway – WTF was that all about? Sometimes you just fall into place with everybody else and follow along like a stupid animal without even thinking. I think that’s a major problem with most people these days. Most people don’t think for themselves. It took me a long time to learn so I don’t blame you if you’re still in that silly habit…

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Last Updated on Friday, 14 September 2012 01:18

Stop Paying For Blowjobs

Written by Sal Collaziano
Friday, 30 December 2011 10:54

Do you know what you’re doing every time you pay for a speeding ticket? Your paying for some fat, greasy, bald, hairy, smelly fuck’s blow job. Instead of getting that speeding ticket on the way to work, leave ten minutes early and don’t speed. “Oh, my FUCKING God, how can I possibly wake up ten minutes early?!” you ask! Shut the FUCK up and just do it!

Now the local precinct will say they’re SO happy you’re obeying their stupid little rule and driving nicely to work – but they’re FUCKING inFURIATED  that NOW they’re not getting their damned blow job money. YOUR town is lowering speed limits hoping they can take YOUR money and put it into THEIR pockets. Stop willingly trading what you have for their orgasmic pleasure. They want NOTHING more than to displace your hard earned money into the hands of hot little prostiTOTS.

LOOK, you jerky little ass. I don’t like driving like a blue haired great grandmother any more than you do. But I’d rather drive like I can’t see ten feet in front of me than pay for some asshole’s teenaged whore sex…

Think about it…

Last Updated on Saturday, 31 December 2011 12:01

Security Warning to Everyone That Matters

Written by Sal Collaziano
Thursday, 24 November 2011 01:42

I’m going to make this real quick. If you get a notification of a computer system software update of any kind – like for example Flash or iTunes – check those companies websites to ensure that they themselves mention those updates being available. Reason being – and to make a long story short – ANYTHING can be placed onto your hard drive through updates that look legitimate but are not.

Do you matter? No? And when I say “matter” – do you have leadership skills or an audience for your opinion? If so, your opinion is probably unpopular with at least SOME people in power. And it’s REAL easy to shut you up when the need arises. It’s easy enough to place something illegal on your computer. And being that we’re ALWAYS at war with some country or another – no warrant or explanation is needed to seize your computer (or you) in the interests of “national security”. Once that happens – you’re screwed. Whatever illegal nonsense they put on your computer will be bad enough that nobody will even care if you “could” be innocent or not.

Good luck.

Last Updated on Thursday, 24 November 2011 01:43

The ongoing challenge of staying in shape (for a fat guy)

Written by Sal Collaziano
Monday, 7 November 2011 09:36

If you’re reading this at Facebook, you need to click the link to view the whole thing – otherwise you’ll just see these couple of sentences. Everyone is always bewildered about where “the rest” is. This is only an except.

Over the course of nearly two years I went from being obese at 270lbs at 29.3% body fat and 37.1% lean body mass to 161lbs at 12.5% body fat and about 26% lean body mass with lots of vascularity and a good six pack. People would ask me if I was a body builder. That was pretty cool. It’s been about a year and a half since then – and between working to regain some of my lost muscle mass (a lot) and partying (drinking) due to the fact that I love being out nowadays – I’ve put back on 30 pounds – 20 of which are fat. Not so good.

I’ve tried many diets over the years and I’m always learning. I’ve learned that a low carb diet like Atkins won’t work forever unless you stick with it. You can cheat from time to time but you can’t completely go off for a few months and then think it’ll be as effective as the first time. Your body learns what you’re doing. The Atkins diet works so great the first time because you’re shocking your body and it doesn’t know what to do. It’s really great. And I may give it another shot one day. It’s been long enough that I think it can work for me again.

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Last Updated on Thursday, 10 November 2011 08:11

I’m a little crazy

Written by Sal Collaziano
Wednesday, 12 October 2011 11:41

I’m a little crazy. But aren’t we all? I’m here staring at a box of awesome veggie straws – but I won’t open the box to eat them. Let me begin with a very short story.

Years ago my girlfriend at the time bought me this amazing black Z.Cavaricci sweatshirt. I loved it so much that I only wore it once. I wouldn’t wear it (even though I really wanted to) because if I did, it would have to be washed – and then it would fade – eventually becoming a raggedy piece of shit. I couldn’t have that. Before long the home we were living in burned down – and my great sweatshirt was gone forever. What a waste…

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Last Updated on Thursday, 10 November 2011 08:16

Wah, Wah, Wah! Boo F’in Hoo!

Written by Sal Collaziano
Sunday, 25 September 2011 02:29

You stupid asshole!

Idiot: They wouldn’t seat me. Nyih, nyih, nyih. I didn’t know we needed reservations. Blah, blah, blah…

So you go and rate the place one star out of four or five – and while the rest of us are looking for reviews on the actual food or service, we have to waste our F’ING time sifting through your NONSENSE about how you never even got TO the food or service. If you don’t experience the food or service in a restaurant, DON’T RATE IT AT ALL.

You’re an IDIOT!

 

Last Updated on Sunday, 25 September 2011 02:29

You’re Stupid. Here’s Why…

Written by Sal Collaziano
Thursday, 1 September 2011 09:42

Since either nobody has the time or intelligence to quite catch what’s going on here, let me explain it to you. If government agencies (FBI, police, etcetera) have access to literally “watch” what you’re doing online – AS you’re doing it – then what stops them from doing the same with your television, radio, phone, etcetera? What if you’re watching movies that somebody feels makes you a candidate for <insert crime here>?

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Last Updated on Thursday, 10 November 2011 08:17

Bright light in sky bewilders millions of south Florida residents

Written by Sal Collaziano
Sunday, 3 July 2011 09:17

Millions of South Florida residents woke up to a shocking unidentified bright light hovering in the sky this Sunday morning. Reactions are equally confusing as people have begun dancing in the streets as if a war lasting many years has come to an end.

Reports indicate the light is still hovering in the sky causing havoc as more and more people flood the streets in what appears to be an enchanted state of hypnotic suggestion.

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Last Updated on Thursday, 10 November 2011 08:17

Videos of the International Pole and Exotic Dance Fitness Convention 2011

Written by Sal Collaziano
Tuesday, 14 June 2011 10:36

Well! I promised crappy iPhone videos of the International Pole and Exotic Dance Fitness Convention – and here they are…

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Last Updated on Tuesday, 14 June 2011 10:38

I Broke The Law…

Written by Sal Collaziano
Monday, 23 May 2011 12:14

This weekend was interesting.. My wife’s cousins were in visiting and I went to hang out with them both Friday and Saturday night. Friday night was pretty normal.. We bar hopped around West Palm Beach before landing at Off The Hookah where we stayed a couple of hours and then went to “Frank’s” condo (basically two rooms) where we hung out in the living room – on the couches – for an hour or so. Frank is also my wife’s cousin and we hang out from time to time. His place is nothing new to me.

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Last Updated on Monday, 23 May 2011 12:14

Anti-Aircraft Guns Blast at L.A. Mystery Invader

Written by Sal Collaziano
Tuesday, 26 April 2011 12:21

“Firing, first heard at 3 a.m., ceased suddenly at 3:30 a.m., after the object disappeared south of Signal Hill, at the east edge of Long Beach. Anti-aircraft guns fired steadily for two minute periods, were silent for about 45 seconds, and continued that routine for nearly a half an hour.” This 30 minute barrage of anti-aircraft fire from the United States military could not take down the object.

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Last Updated on Wednesday, 27 April 2011 03:16

IMPORTANT! New, stupid email that everybody is going to fall for…

Written by Sal Collaziano
Wednesday, 13 April 2011 08:57

It’s titled, “Autograph!” – and states:

“Hello! My name Egor <last name removed>, I have been a fan of yours for years, I admire your fantastic achievement, and I have to you a request – could send me your autograph. With the best regards.” with a mailing address so you can conveniently send your “autograph” (signature) to him.

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Last Updated on Wednesday, 27 April 2011 03:17
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