Now that I have a few minutes to spare, I’d like to figure out what’s going on with mothers today. I was just in Orlando doing “the parks” and I saw a fairly good share of pre-teen girls bare asses. Ya know daisy dukes? When I was in my 20s in the 90s, teenaged girls [...]
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Rants of the Morning and Paints on my Car
August 20th, 2010
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While on the elliptical machine this morning, I observed the same old thing – overweight women on the treadmills reading, talking on the phone and as usual, not sweating. Is it really rocket science that if you want to lose weight, you need to work at it? It’s not easy. If it were easy, everybody [...]
Stop Your F’ing Bitching About Naked Miss America!
August 20th, 2010
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Oh! My God! It’s so horrible! Someone in the Miss America (or whatever) pageant posed nude for a picture! Gosh! Now what are we going to do?! Ya know what?! Who the F! cares?! What is it that makes it so bad to be photographed naked? If you are, than you can forget about being [...]
Beards in New York City
August 7th, 2010
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WTF is with so many young guys in Manhattan with big, scruffy Osama Bin Laden beards? Is this the new thing? Everybody has to have a F’in big hairy beard with shit growing in it? Go ahead, check it out. Next time you go to Times Square you’ll see a bunch of dainty, skinny guys [...]
The Food in Manhattan is Penis
August 7th, 2010
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The food in Manhattan is penis. Nothing special at all. I expected better. I’m sure there’s a few great restaurants around – but I didn’t have time to try everywhere. I was downtown, midtown and uptown. The pizza here is much worse than my favorite spots in South Florida. They skim the top with the [...]
Dude! It’s NOT a “Back” Slash!
August 4th, 2010
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…it’s just a plain old slash… Why is it that everyone calls this symbol: / …a backslash? Since when is it a “back” slash? I really don’t know why, but ever since the internet came along, people started having trouble with slashes. It’s all the URL’s fault. www.cadillacforums.com/forums/ Oh, my God! Double you double you [...]
Why are more and more parents giving their boys girl’s names?!
August 4th, 2010
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Kerry. Terry. Kim. Courtney. (Yes, F’ing Courtney!) – WTF is going on here? I don’t see women named Vinny.. Okay, Toni – but it’s spelled differently – and it’s not half as bad as a masculine man with a hairy chest named Courtney! What’s next? Suzy? Sarah? Amanda? So what is the deal? I KNOW [...]
Little Girls and Baby Dolls
August 4th, 2010
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What is it with little girls and baby dolls? Seriously. I’m asking… Why is it that a young girl would want a baby – and so much so as to actually GET a fake one? Is it possible that this has a huge influence on whether or not a woman has a child one day? [...]
Brooklyn’s Finest – 4 out of 10
July 26th, 2010
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Well.. I saw it yesterday afternoon. It was a boring Sunday and I had nothing to do – so I finally watched this movie that my wife rented a few weeks ago. I didn’t WANT to watch it because I had a feeling it would suck – but it was the only non-chick flick we [...]
