Well.. I saw it yesterday afternoon. It was a boring Sunday and I had nothing to do – so I finally watched this movie that my wife rented a few weeks ago. I didn’t WANT to watch it because I had a feeling it would suck – but it was the only non-chick flick we [...]
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Why is it so difficult for police officers to lead by example?
July 14th, 2010
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Let me get right to the damn point. Why can’t police officers obey the speed limits on the road? Not only do they speed, they do so blatantly – because *I* speed – and they pass me. I always drive five miles per hour over the speed limit. Reason being, all speed limits are set [...]
Women’s Hyphenated Names
July 14th, 2010
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So I went with my wife to watch her Vampire movie last night – Eclipse – and it was mostly boring. There was one decent scene for guys where the vampires and werewolves teamed-up to fight these new-born vampires – but that was at the very end, lasted about one minute and didn’t make up [...]
Road Complaints
July 9th, 2010
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How is it that we’re living in the year 2010 and we still have to sit at a red (traffic) light for a full minute when there’s nobody coming down the road on the side where it’s green? For God’s sake! We can fly to the moon! We can split an atom! We can PROBABLY [...]
Cadillac! Lose The Stupid Lock Stalks Already!
July 4th, 2010
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What the holy fuckin’ satanic hell are these brain dead executives and designers thinking when it comes to lock stalks?! Don’t know what a lock stalk is? It’s that stupid piece of plastic that sticks out near the top/back of the doors on what used to be a small but comfortable arm rest – especially [...]
Sprinklers On Rainy Days
July 4th, 2010
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So now that I’m sitting on the balcony of my room on a cruise ship, almost drunk, with no Internet connection at the moment, I can blog about this rant that’s been on my mind for about a week now. Down in south Florida when we’re having water restrictions where you can only water your [...]
Tips For Cashiers? WTF?!
June 16th, 2010
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Is it just me? Or does it annoy the hell out of anyone else? You know what I’m talking about. The “tip” or “gratuity” line where you sign when paying by credit card at a store or food joint like Field of Greens, Starbucks or wherever. Aren’t the employee’s wages the responsibility of the business owner? Since when did it become our responsibility – as customers – to pay a portion of this besides what we already pay when we purchase the product? Is anybody falling for this?
I Could Care Less. Really?
June 8th, 2010
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Doesn’t anyone realize that when a person says, “I can care less” – it ACTUALLY means that they CARE?! “You know what, Sal?! I could care less!” Well, thank you! That’s wonderful! I’m thrilled that you care and that what I just told you doesn’t lie at the bottom of your list of things to [...]
Women… And Sex…
April 15th, 2010
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A good friend told me about this girl he had sex with a few weeks ago. We both happen to know the girl for quite some time. He mentioned that she’d be uncomfortable with me knowing what they’d done. Obviously, he told me – but between guys – this is no big deal. The girl, [...]
Life is……..
April 2nd, 2010
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Hmm. I provide my wife with a beautiful home, nice cars, shoes, pocketbooks, hair, nails and cosmetic accessories out the ying yang, weekly massages, healthy food, cruises and various vacations several times per year. I have a career that I love. I’m healthy and in excellent shape. And I’m a decent, honest guy. My goodness. [...]
