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Today’s Lesson: Earn your own money…

A woman on a web forum says the following:

Okay, I’m tired of beating around the bush. I’m a beautiful (spectacularly beautiful) 25 year old girl. I’m articulate and classy. I’m not from New York. I’m looking to get married to a guy who makes at least half a million a year. I know how that sounds, but keep in mind that a million a year is middle class in New York City, so I don’t think I’m overreaching at all. Learn more …

Today’s Lesson: Earn your own money…

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Get off the F’ing phone!

It’s amazing how times change.. Years ago, you never had to worry about anybody being on the phone while driving. The worst case scenario was somebody drinking and driving or driving while high. Bad, yes – but not everybody was doing it. Nowadays, you have EVERYBODY doing something that’s probably at least half as dangerous as being drunk or high – talking and/or texting on cell phones while driving.

When is this going to stop? When are YOU going to stop? AFTER you kill yourself or the family driving next to you? Maybe THEN you’ll realize just how dangerous this is. I am 110% positive you’re thinking, “well, it won’t happen to me – I’m a good driver” or “the people who get into accidents while talking on the phone or texting just aren’t paying close enough attention”. Right… Tell that to yourself while you’re six feet under or to the person you just killed and their family because you were better and more capable than everyone else.

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Last Updated on Wednesday, 27 April 2011 03:26

Girly Men and their Estrogenic Bitch Fits

What the hell is wrong with humans? I’m never coming back to this planet! My cruise to Alaska was great – until the last day when we were leaving.

For a fee (and a fairly nominal fee if you wait until the last minute), you can upgrade your room category. I book a room with a balcony – so I usually upgrade to a Penthouse Suite. The suite comes with a butler, concierge service and a few other goodies. One of the benefits is being escorted to and from wherever you go.

So the final day comes and everyone is lined up to leave. Lucky for us, my wife and I have purchased an upgraded plan and we can walk right off the ship before everyone else. So all the men waiting on line for an hour have estrogenic bitch fits.

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Last Updated on Wednesday, 27 April 2011 03:26

Now you – YES, YOU! Can FAKE looking good!

What is it with everyone being so fake these days? I can understand some of the fake stuff – like Botox, breast implants, steroids, etcetera – because to some extent – those things are real. They exist. If you can see it, touch it and feel it – than how fake is it? It’s there! I don’t condone any of the afforementioned things. If I take a liking to someone, I do so for who they are – imperfections and all. In fact, when I see a woman, I appreciate her imperfections. We’re only human. Nobody is perfect. I don’t expect YOU to be.

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Last Updated on Wednesday, 27 April 2011 03:27

Greens Today’s Powerhouse Formula Quietly Gets Crappy

I like taking a serving of Super Foods on a daily basis to get a good dose of antioxidants. The particular kind I take – the Powerhouse formula – has good stuff like Organic Spirulina, Calcium, Maca, Oat Bran Concentrate, Whey Protein, Calcium Pyruvate, Glutamine Peptide, Creatine Monohydrate, L-Carnitine, Tribulus Terrestris and more… All good stuff for a person living an active lifestyle.

What I DON’T like is when a company changes a product for the worse. I suppose they weren’t making enough money with the original formula – but that doesn’t make me feel any better when I’m spending $100.00 per month on a health drink.

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Last Updated on Wednesday, 27 April 2011 03:27

Neither McDonalds nor Wendy’s could successfully sell me food today

Not that I make a habit of eating fast food, but Danielle, her Father and I were out shopping for furniture for their new home in West Palm Beach – and I was hungry. Very hungry. I need to eat every couple of hours because I eat very small meals. Anyway…

I pull into McDonalds (the one on Okeechobee Boulevard near Congress) and the girl taking the order either didn’t understand what I was asking for or was on too many drugs to accommodate me. I ordered a grilled chicken sandwich, plain with honey mustard on the side. Well, I ended up driving away without ever completing my order. It was far too confusing for the McDonalds employee.

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Last Updated on Wednesday, 27 April 2011 03:27

I only lost ONE pound last week!

So. This past week I only lost a pound – down from 218.2 to 217.2. I suppose I should be happy for that – at least I didn’t gain or not lose anything at all. Honestly, I should be okay with it because I learned something in the process. I normally lose about 3 pounds per week. However, 1.5 is fat and the other 1.5 is muscle – not good. But there’s nothing you can really do about that. When you’re caloric intake is as low as mine – 1000-1200 per day, you can’t expect to keep all your muscle. No matter how heavy you lift – you’re going to lose some.

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Last Updated on Wednesday, 27 April 2011 03:27

Helicopters

I’m sitting on my fourth floor balcony smoking a Kuba Kuba cigar, listening to the seemingly never-ending sound of helicopters overhead. They go around and around every single night – looking for the nightly criminal who’s turn it is to run away from the authorities. Just another night in Palm Beach County, Florida. West Palm Beach, to be exact. And there go the police sirens. I’ve grown to expect this over the years. Something I thought I was leaving behind in New York a little over four years ago.

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Last Updated on Wednesday, 27 April 2011 03:27

Stupid L.A. Fitness

The West Palm Beach location is a bomb. It looks like the gym where all the ex-convicts train late at night. They throw around the dumbells and leave them lying all over the floor. And of course, there are no L.A. Fitness employees around to clean up their prison floor mess. They’re too busy doing nothing in their cubicals up front. What a junk hole. The last two nights reminded me why I drive an extra 15 minutes to the Wellington location – which also happens to stay open until 12am – an hour longer than the West Palm Beach prison location.

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Last Updated on Wednesday, 27 April 2011 03:27

I just saw “Yes Man”

Pretty good movie. It had it’s ups and downs. Of course it was a love story. If there were a Jaws remake, they’d somehow turn it into a love story. But it was good. It kept me entertained for a couple of hours.

Last Updated on Saturday, 27 December 2008 12:50

Testing, Testing, 1, 2, 3

Well! Here it goes. The first blogging from my iPhone. This will also test Twitter posting functionality… I’ll see if I can add a picture to this as well.

edit: Adding a picture did not work – the coding is wrong. This appears to be a bug with the WordPress iPhone application. Also, Twitter was not updated. Oh well..

Last Updated on Monday, 1 December 2008 12:34
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