Now that I have a few minutes to spare, I’d like to figure out what’s going on with mothers today. I was just in Orlando doing “the parks” and I saw a fairly good share of pre-teen girls bare asses. Ya know daisy dukes? When I was in my 20s in the 90s, teenaged girls wore them like it was mandatory. More often than not, you could see the bottom of a girl’s ass when she wore them. I didn’t have a problem with that.
Honey? Does my ass look good in these jeans?
Everybody knows how they’re supposed to answer that stupid question. NO! It DOESN’T look good!
Just kidding. Sometimes it does.. Sometimes it doesn’t.. But are you supposed to lie? Yes. Why?
If I put on a shirt and ask my wife if it looks good on me, for F’s sake I don’t want her to lie to me! I don’t want to walk around the mall wearing a shirt that makes me look like a flaming dick face. If it looks bad on me – don’t lie! If you want to lie a little bit, you can break the news to me gently. Say it doesn’t fall right on me.. It just doesn’t look right on me.. Something! But I want the truth! You don’t have to tell me it makes me look like a fat idiot. But honestly – I’d rather you say so if it’s true rather than tell me it looks good on me. Continue reading