Girly Men and their Estrogenic Bitch Fits

What the hell is wrong with humans? I’m never coming back to this planet! My cruise to Alaska was great – until the last day when we were leaving.

For a fee (and a fairly nominal fee if you wait until the last minute), you can upgrade your room category. I book a room with a balcony – so I usually upgrade to a Penthouse Suite. The suite comes with a butler, concierge service and a few other goodies. One of the benefits is being escorted to and from wherever you go.

So the final day comes and everyone is lined up to leave. Lucky for us, my wife and I have purchased an upgraded plan and we can walk right off the ship before everyone else. So all the men waiting on line for an hour have estrogenic bitch fits. Continue reading