Posts Tagged ‘naked’

Stop Your F’ing Bitching About Naked Miss America!

Oh! My God! It’s so horrible! Someone in the Miss America (or whatever) pageant posed nude for a picture! Gosh! Now what are we going to do?! Ya know what?! Who the F! cares?! What is it that makes it so bad to be photographed naked? If you are, than you can forget about being [...]

A Man’s Hairy Ass

After a grueling cardio workout this morning, already uncomfortable and exhausted, I walked into the men’s locker room (I wish I could just use the other one) and to my stout disappointment the first thing I saw was a man bending over with his hairy ass facing straight at me. More often than not, I walk into the locker room with my eyes about chest-level to avoid making eye contact. Making eye contact in a men’s locker room in South Florida isn’t the best idea if you’re straight. Anyway, my sore eyes wished they were looking higher today..

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