Yeah.. Be very careful of what you wish for! Just about every young woman on this planet with a cell phone camera has taken a picture of herself naked. If you have a teenaged daughter, than SHE’S taken one too! She may not have sent it to anyone (yet) – but it exists. And at the rate private data is being viewed by unauthorized people these days, you can probably guess how possible it is that somebody else already HAS that picture.

Now it’s 30 years later and your daughter is running for Mayor. Well you can forget about THAT.. You made such a big deal about Miss F’ing America being naked that you pretty-much sealed the deal on your daughter’s political career. Congratuf’inlations… And even worse, if she DOES send that picture to somebody and gets caught – there’s a strong possibility she’ll have a criminal record.. For God’s sake……….. The insanity…

A few days ago, I walked into the locker room, started washing up and noticed an older guy in his 50s sitting about 10 feet away from me by the lockers to the right. There’s a mirror in front of the sinks so it was easy to see what happened next out of the corner of my eye. A few moments later, another guy walked in and used the locker right next to him. He proceeded to strip naked. The older guy was probably already uncomfortable before the other guy turned around and had his ass in the older guy’s face. He was only a few inches away. The older guy probably smelled his dirty ass. Even worse, his penis and testicles were surely dangling just a few inches away – I’m glad I didn’t have to see that…

Personally, I think locker rooms should have established, dedicated areas where it’s okay to be naked. Maybe an unwritten rule – or just a sign stating that for the courtesy of others, please don’t fully undress “in this section”. Would that be such a bad thing?

I know, it’s probably just me. I’m an oddball. I never changed in locker rooms with other guys before. Never. I was just never comfortable with it. I don’t know why. But that’s me. Deal with it. So maybe all the rest of you men like prancing around in locker rooms with penises and balls bouncing around. That’s great. To each his own…