Don’t you just hate it when you hire a guy from that other guy’s “list” and he bangs your daughter, molests your cat and watches porn pay-per-view all day long instead of working? Well that won’t happen at Sally’s List! Because at Sally’s List, you’ll only find angels from Heaven! Heaven, I tell you! I mean, WE tell you! Because we’re a huge organization with hundreds of thousands of employees. No, we’re not just some twenty-one year old girl living in her parent’s basement! We’re big. And we’re safe! And we’re angels – from Heaven! Remember?

So don’t go to that OTHER guy’s list! Go to Sally’s List! We’rrrrrrrrrrre GREAT!

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