Have you seen our new commercial?! Wow! Our magnets make people strong and healthy! Just watch how we take one person after another and push and pull them until they lose their balance. And THEN, after we put our special super dooper magnet on them, they keep their balance much better! It has NOTHING to do with the fact that the first time we move them, they’re not sure what to expect and have trouble holding themselves up – but for the second push or shove, their mind/body knows exactly how to counter the action and remain balanced.
Unfortunately, our super dooper magnets make you so healthy, so strong and so absolutely powerful – that major sports organizations like Football and Baseball are going to BAN players from wearing them! It’s more powerful than STEROIDS! Wow! Buy our magnets NOW before it’s too late! They may be against the law for EVERYONE soon! It’s only a matter of time.
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