Do you know what you’re doing every time you pay for a speeding ticket? Your paying for some fat, greasy, bald, hairy, smelly fuck’s blow job. Instead of getting that speeding ticket on the way to work, leave ten minutes early and don’t speed. “Oh, my FUCKING God, how can I possibly wake up ten minutes early?!” you ask! Shut the FUCK up and just do it!

Now the local precinct will say they’re SO happy you’re obeying their stupid little rule and driving nicely to work – but they’re FUCKING inFURIATED  that NOW they’re not getting their damned blow job money. YOUR town is lowering speed limits hoping they can take YOUR money and put it into THEIR pockets. Stop willingly trading what you have for their orgasmic pleasure. They want NOTHING more than to displace your hard earned money into the hands of hot little prostiTOTS.

LOOK, you jerky little ass. I don’t like driving like a blue haired great grandmother any more than you do. But I’d rather drive like I can’t see ten feet in front of me than pay for some asshole’s teenaged whore sex…

Think about it…

Stop Paying For Blowjobs

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