Chicken sandwiches. It is time, my friends. It is time to blog about… Chicken sandwiches

I’ve had many amazing chicken sandwiches in my 41 years (not only am I repeating the words “chicken sandwiches” constantly to achieve the internet’s highest search engine ranking of the term, you guessed it, “chicken sandwiches” – I just love chicken sandwiches so much that I don’t know what I would do without – chicken sandwiches…

Unfortunately, I don’t eat chicken sandwiches as much as I’d like to eat chicken sandwiches (okay, I’ll stop now) – because I don’t want to become obese and die an early death – but I still love them.

I think the McDonalds crispy chicken sandwich was my first favorite. It was like a big Chicken McNugget on a bun. Freakin’ awesome! This chicken sandwich is still available at McDonalds today – but it’s no longer my favorite (or really anybody’s)…

Next, I was introduced to Kentucky Fried Chicken’s “Chicken Littles”. Those little sandwiches were AWESOME! But they didn’t stick around very long. I guess I was one of only a few who thought they were really good.

That brings me to my next chicken sandwich obsession. While I was working at a place called Marchon Eyewear in Melville, New York – there was a “True Value Deli” (not spelled that way) and they made one of my favorite chicken sandwiches. Basically two fried chicken cutlets (supposed to be one, but since I’m the BAWSE – I needed an extra one) with mayonnaise. And if you know me – you know I didn’t just take it as they gave it to me – I asked for extra mayonnaise. There was so much mayonaise between the fried chicken cutlets and the awesome deli roll they put it on, that the chicken used to shoot out the back and fall into the wrapper when I took a bite. Boy, was that annoying – but it was worth it…

Next up – while I was working at Standard Data Poop (er, Prep) in Amityville, New York – there was one of those mafia owned lunch trucks that came around every day. Unfortunately, I can’t talk too much about this sandwich without getting buried under the ocean wearing cement shoes – okay – just kidding. I just don’t remember it. But it was so damn good – quite possibly my favorite chicken sandwich of all time – that I had to mention it. It was in sort of a wrap kind of device (:p device) and, I don’t know. Forget about it. Just know it was a damn good chicken sandwich and I can never have it again. Oh and I think it was baked…

Then came Burger King’s original “long” fried chicken sandwich. As usual, I loaded it up with mayonnaise and this became my favorite (of the time – besides that mafia one) chicken sandwich. Now that I think about it – I should have doubled-up on the chicken. I never did that. I don’t know why. Oh, there was some lettuce on this chicken sandwich. So it was “healthy”. Hah Hah! There might have been a piece of lettuce on the McDonalds one as well – but I probably took it off. That was early in my eating career. I believe this fried chicken sandwich is still available at Burger King.

Wendy’s friend chicken sandwich. Ya know what? I don’t even remember it. I don’t know why. Perhaps it’s because I actually liked their grilled chicken sandwich with honey mustard. Blasphemy! Anyway – no big deal…

Nowadays, I have a new favorite – it’s Burger King’s Tendercrisp Chicken Sandwich. Holy moly DEATH is this a great chicken sandwich! I don’t exactly LOAD it up with mayonnaise (I have to be concerned with my health these days) – but I do put on a tablespoon or two. And, yeah – it’s got lettuce. Holy ASS is this a good fried chicken sandwich. And it’s partially because of the bun they use. Sour dough? I don’t know. I’m too lazy to check. But it’s DAMN good! And I like how it seems nice and fresh by being oily or greasy or whatever it is.

Now this brings me to a fried chicken sandwich I tried for the first time last night. Yeah, it was my birthday so I splurged a bit. It comes from Chick-Fil-A. Now I was pretty surprised as it does give my current available favorite a damn good run for the money. Take it from a guy who loves to eat – and F’ing loves fried chicken sandwiches – this place does good…

The Grand High Exalted Mystic Competition: 

Bun – Hands down Burger King’s Tendercrisp Chicken Sandwich has the advantage. No competition there. Done.
Chicken – Now this is a matter of taste… Sort of… The fried chicken tastes a LOT like the Tendercrisp  – but it’s drier. And I don’t mean that in a bad way. It’s not as greasy/oily or whatever. It definitely feels a bit less “bad” to be eating the Chick-Fil-A chicken sandwich.

When all is said and done, I’ll take the Burger King Tendercrisp Chicken sandwich over the Chick-Fil-A chicken sandwich. However, if I’m feeling the need to be a little more healthy, I’ll stop by Chick-Fil-A.

Chicken sandwiches, chicken sandwiches, CHICKEN SANDWICHES! Okay. I’m done now… Good bye…

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Jimmy Fargo
My teacher asked what my favorite animal was. I said, “fried chicken”. She angrily told me I wasn’t funny, but she must have been wrong because everyone else laughed. My parents told me to always tell the truth. I did! Fried chicken is my favorite animal. I told my father what happened and he said my teacher is probably a member of PETA and they love animals very much. I do, too. Especially chicken, beef and pork. Anyway my teacher sent me to the principle’s office because of my answer. I told him what happened and he laughed too! But… Read more »

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Geno Castellano

I almost forgot to mention… KFC’s Chicken Littles are back! Well… Sort of…

They’re really just a renamed KFC Snacker. There’s even a Facebook page demanding that KFC bring back the original Chicken Little:

There’s more information at the following page if you’re interested: