I wrote this to a loved one this evening and thought it would be good to share with other fat fucks like myself…

You FAT fuck! 🙂 Yeah, when I asked you if you weighed 270 a couple of weeks ago, I forgot that you’re not a weightlifter like I am. When I was at my heaviest, about 270lbs, I looked exactly like you. I just had a ton of muscle under the fat and that made me much heavier. Anyway…

People use to tell me all the time, “Lose the weight…”. I thought nothing of it. “Yeah, whatever. I’m fat. Who gives a fuck?” That’s what I thought. However, all that bullshit we used to hear growing up about “You are what you eat” – it’s true. We are what we eat. I was right around your age (37) when I started having all kinds of gastrointestinal problems that if left untreated would require scopes going down my throat, up my ass, through my cock and who else knows what other cool invasive procedures doctors are paid good money to perform.

I think you know what I’m getting at. Spending hours upon hours of research about all these wonderful things led me to a lifestyle change. Long story short, LOSE THE WEIGHT. Make serious changes EEEEE-fucking-MEEEEEDIATELY. Trust me. You do NOT want to deal with what is INEVITABLY coming…

If you need advice, ask me… That’s what fat assholes are for…

Sal C.

Hey, Fatso…

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