You’re an idiot. Well… Maybe you’re not an idiot. But chances are – you’re an idiot. Why? Because I see so many people out there who’s mommy never F’ing taught them to cover their mouth when coughing or sneezing – and you’re probably one of them. Oh, whoop de F’ing do – you turn your head and spit your sh1t all over the room. Thank you so very much! Now your CRAP can float around and enter my body as I breathe it in.

This is especially annoying when you’re stuck in a proximity with one of these mongrels – like on a plane – and have to deal with it and whatever cold or disease you inherit as a result. Cover your F’ing mouth so I don’t have to drink your saliva, you idiot. Is that so difficult? It’s almost as aggravating as the morons who don’t use the turn signal in their automobile. It’s so farking difficult, isn’t it?

Do the world a favor and stop spraying everybody with your dirty spit. Intentionally spitting on another person is an offensive touching that rises to the level of simple assault. So accidentally spitting on somebody isn’t very civilized. C.Y.F.M…

Cover Your Mouth When You Sneeze, You @$$4013!
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