Chick-Fil-A is the last fast food restaurant on Earth… At least that’s the case in my eyes. Unfortunately they don’t sell pizza and burgers. If they did, they’d certainly corner the market. Or, maybe I should avoid this place like the plague because the owner doesn’t like this or that. I hear he doesn’t like my favorite baseball team – Oh no. I’m going to McZero’s…

Anyway. I’ve mentioned Chick-Fil-A on my blog before in my awesomeChicken Sandwiches” post. Their chicken sandwiches are awesome. But I’ve recently discovered other reasons to prefer Chick-Fil-A over lesser fast food restaurants…

1. The food is, for the most part, better. I don’t know if other fast food restaurants offer a chicken salad sandwich – but this damned thing is unreal! Brett ‘ll back me up (right?). Soft whole grain bread with chicken salad and a legitimate, big piece of crispy, fresh dark green lettuce. Not that wet, floppy crap you get at McDonalds or Burger King. It’s a touch sweet – I think there might be some relish – I’m not sure. I don’t care enough to research it. It’s just a darn good sandwich.

2. Holy F’ing BREAKFAST. Their bacon, egg and cheese biscuit is so damned good that I’m not even going to blog about it. Yes, when something is really good – you want to tell everyone. This egg sandwich is so good that it exists in a reality so far beyond the deepest nooks and crannies of our imagination’s eighteenth dimension – that I’m just not going to say anything about it. Perhaps I just don’t have the words…

3. Service. What? The… Hi. F&%K!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

4. Now about that service. What?

5. Okay, I can do this now… When it’s busy – during peak times – they send nice, personable, well-dressed employees outside to take orders to speed things up. Yes, it was 100 degrees today – but the young man and woman standing outside to take orders did so with a smile and addressed me as “sir”, then asked my name – then continued to address me by name until they sent me to the window. When I got to the window… “Good afternoon, Sal. Your total is $4.95”. I paid and I got, “Thank you, Sal. Have a wonderful day!”. — When it’s not so busy and they take your order at the speaker – they’re just as pleasant and leave off with a, “Thank you! It’ll be my pleasure to serve you at the window”…

What do you get everywhere else? “Hurry up, give me your money and get the [email protected] outta here. I’m busy playing on Instagram and stalking my next puncture on Tinder”.

So that’s it for me. No more crappy fast food restaurants. When I want something quick – I’ll go to Chick-Fil-A. I don’t care how much they hate the Yankees…

Chick-Fil-A is the last fast food restaurant on Earth…

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