kid rock for senate

So I just heard my first Kid Rock song. Okay, I’ve probably technically heard one before – I know he’s got a few big hits – but I only heard them in the background of something else. Anyway, and in other words, I’m not a fan…

That being said, I don’t dislike him in any way. There are a lot of musicians, actors, actresses, sports figures – whatever – who I’m not a fan of – because I don’t know anything about them. I can’t name a single Slayer song and I grew up in the 80s listening to “metal”. I only take in what I care to take in at any given time…

So… I don’t know if he actually has a chance in politics. I have no idea. I don’t live in Michigan. I’m not sure I can or even SHOULD care. Whatever. What I will say is this… I think Americans like him. Fat Americans. Skinny Americans. Black Americans. White Americans. Male Americans. Female Americans. I’m pretty sure every American who “knows” who he is – LIKES HIM.

I was watching the video (second one below) and thinking to myself – this guy has nothing to hide. What are his opponents going to do when it comes time to air incriminating videos and audio recordings of him saying he can grab a woman by the pew-say because they let him? Nothing. How are they going to smear Kid Rock? That’s the only defense a competing politician has these days. The only way to win in politics is to make the other guy (or gal) look bad. How are they going to make Robert James Ritchie look bad?

It’s going to be like that Marshal Mathers movie “8 Mile” at the end where Eminem is in a rap battle with “Papa Doc” and wins by proudly telling the audience everything negative his opponent is going to say about him – leaving Papa Doc with nothing to say…

Robert James Ritchie aka Kid Rock

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