In my never-ending quest to topple the most popular blog post in the history of “Blog of Nothing”, entitled, “Hot, Naked Nine Year Old Girls (Click Here!)”, I bring forth another topic for (hopeful) discussion. No, there are no pictures of naked young girls in that post. It’s me jabbering on about Mother’s who try to relive their youth through their Daughter’s little ass by dressing them up like whores. It annoys me. And, yes – it’s Mothers because Fathers don’t dress their Daughters like that unless they’re in the mood to test their new shotgun on a human target.
That all being said, let’s talk about sexual predators. I know about now some of you women assume that all men are secretly sex predators. On one hand, I don’t blame you. On the other hand, that’s the farthest thing from the truth. There is a segment, a very large segment, of men in America who are God fearing, believe in Karma, and – believe it or not – treat other people the way they want to be treated.
Yes, miraculously, there are one or two men on this planet who were brought up by good Mothers (I’m one of them and my Brother is the other) who taught them right from wrong, “how to treat a lady”, and “Do unto others as you would have them do unto you”. These are typically Christian men. At least they are in my world. And I don’t get out much so please respond and let me know if I’m leaving anybody out.
So I just heard my first Kid Rock song. Okay, I’ve probably technically heard one before – I know he’s got a few big hits – but I only heard them in the background of something else. Anyway, and in other words, I’m not a fan…
That being said, I don’t dislike him in any way. There are a lot of musicians, actors, actresses, sports figures – whatever – who I’m not a fan of – because I don’t know anything about them. I can’t name a single Slayer song and I grew up in the 80s listening to “metal”. I only take in what I care to take in at any given time…
So… I don’t know if he actually has a chance in politics. I have no idea. I don’t live in Michigan. I’m not sure I can or even SHOULD care. Whatever. What I will say is this… I think Americans like him. Fat Americans. Skinny Americans. Black Americans. White Americans. Male Americans. Female Americans. I’m pretty sure every American who “knows” who he is – LIKES HIM.
Ya know… I’m not a big fan of Chrysler. Or Dodge. Or Plymouth. Or whatever the “F” they’re called or who owns them these days. It seems they’re always owned by somebody new. As if nobody wants to own them for too long. I’ve only owned one – and there’s a reason – it was an unreliable car (brand new Chrysler 300C) and the service was utter F’n unbelievable GARBAGE. Worst service I’d ever experienced. Even worse than Honda. And that’s saying something because Honda service is what you deserve if you’ve lived a life of sin and gone to Hell for it.
All that being said, I have to say – I have a lot of respect for Dodge (I don’t know who owns them anymore because they keep changing owners and I don’t care enough to do the research. Fiat or something?!) for bringing us the Hellcat and Demon cars.
One of the things that’s “irked” me for a long time is the horsepower wars. Mercedes-Benz. BMW. Audi. Cadillac. Anyone else? Did I forget somebody? Jaguar? “F” Jaguar. They suck.