I have to tell you something but you have to promise me you won’t be mad…

ME: I have to tell you something but you have to promise me you won’t be mad.

YOU: Okay

ME: You promise?

YOU: Yes

ME: I ran over your dog. He’s dead.

YOU: Oh. Shit. Damn… Well… Try not to do that again – with my next dog.

REALLY?!?! You KNOW VERY WELL, you F’ing HYPOCRITE, that you could not possibly promise you won’t be mad when being asked a question like that. And you know VERY WELL that you’d be mad if I ran over your dog.

But you expect Donald Trump to be perfectly okay with any outcome of an election that we ALREADY KNOW and have VIDEO PROOF that’s being rigged. (read more)

Locker Room Talk – Behind Closed Doors

Suzy Q. DeLucci here! Thank for joining us today at See Bee Ess News where you can actually SEE the Bee Ess. And today we’re going to discuss so called “locker room talk”. As we’ve all seen already the Donald Trump video from eleven years ago where he talks about the fact that women (many, not all) will allow Hollywood movie stars, rock stars and sports figures to freely grope them at will.

Of course, we don’t believe that men really talk like this behind closed doors. So we’re going to GO behind closed doors today to see what real men talk about in locker rooms. Okay, so follow me into this famous sports teams locker room and let’s see what’s going on in there. Right this way…

Oh, look! Here we have a conversation going on between Bobby “Buttfuçǩer” Maloney and Tony Testosterone. Let’s see what they’re talking about… (read more)

Are Husbands really upset about Donald Trump’s lewd comments?

The answer to that rhetorical question is a resounding NO. Nope. Not a chance. Nobody amongst men cares. Because as everybody knows – men make lewd comments all the time. Come on, ladies – you don’t remember going to school?


You may not hear it as much these days – because we now live in a politically correct society. Making lewd comments in public can get you into a lot of trouble. Not so much ten years ago when Donald Trump openly made his comments to somebody who happened to be recording him.

Do you REALLY believe that any man with any sort of power doesn’t say the things Donald Trump said? If so – you’re sorely mistaken. The only reason you don’t catch these comments coming from life-time politicians is because they’re aware of the fact that they don’t have the freedom to speak freely in front of anyone – ever. A rich kid who makes ten million dollars a day from his “app” or a billionaire real estate mogul doesn’t have those same concerns. (read more)