I have to tell you something but you have to promise me you won’t be mad…

ME: I have to tell you something but you have to promise me you won’t be mad.

YOU: Okay

ME: You promise?

YOU: Yes

ME: I ran over your dog. He’s dead.

YOU: Oh. Shit. Damn… Well… Try not to do that again – with my next dog.

REALLY?!?! You KNOW VERY WELL, you F’ing HYPOCRITE, that you could not possibly promise you won’t be mad when being asked a question like that. And you know VERY WELL that you’d be mad if I ran over your dog.

But you expect Donald Trump to be perfectly okay with any outcome of an election that we ALREADY KNOW and have VIDEO PROOF that’s being rigged. (read more)