Handshakes – EgoBoosters For Idiots

Years ago before I learned how to fool people into thinking I was somebody important with my special secret manly handshake, I’d feel a little uncomfortable when I shook hands with another guy and he extended all his fingers out as far as they could go so he could engulf my entire hand and squeeze it really hard. I knew he was the “superior” man. How could he be anything but? That handshake. It was so powerful and overwhelming! He just HAD to have a larger penis than I did.